musicallyorangedicks:

He looks just like me why

why 

why does he look just like me

This is not a Brett (but it’s close).

musicallyorangedicks:

Sheeit, why do I look so pissed? Oh yeah, it was 7:00 A.M. mid-winter and I was listening to Converge to get that inner anger out.

This is honestly the only photo I could find of myself. Dat neckbeard and dat shirt. Could I be anymore Internet? No, I couldn’t. 

This is a Brett.

musicallyorangedicks:

Holy buttfuck this picture’s old. 

Like 3-4 years maybe? I don’t know. 

This is a Brett.

musicallyorangedicks:

brettanon replied to your post: what if your anon is actually just you pretending you have a big fan

I don’t think Brett can speak French … mais je ne sais pas. Il est pimpant et il fait blagues de la derriere.

I make jokes about butts

It’s true. 

That’s a relief, because I wouldn’t want to lie!

musicallyorangedicks:

I feel you

Johanna

Dandy sandwich we have, here.